October 2011
September 2011
I hate it when people take pictures of their face →
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and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
When someone calls me "babe" for the first time →
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if I like them:
if i dislike them:
When you were younger and a friend came round →
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The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
Trying to jump over a fence.. →
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Expectation:
Reality:
